☲ I ☰ -- Action / Video

[burns-things.livejournal.com]

[ ACTION ]

[After waking up, Azula quietly and quickly gained her bearings, found her own clothes--which thankfully included her light armor--and read the scrolls from those weird-looking cat things. Before toying with the Vine, she decides to investigate her surroundings. Naturally, this means anyone can run into her--although, beware: bumping into her in person will likely result in a mistletoe incident for at least one person.]

(Normally, walking around in an unknown place alone while dressed like this would be far too conspicuous, buuut if I had been brought here against my will with my clothes near me then whoever responsible already knows who I am.)

[ VIDEO ]

Oh, it worked. Wonderful. Now, let me get this straight.

I have been kidnapped by some no-name queen, plopped into the middle of a forest right out of a child's fairy tale, and surrounded by animals I have never seen before, which--along with the more important problem of no one knowing of me-- reinforces the ridiculous idea that I'm not in my own world anymore.

Is that the gist of it? Does it sound right? Please fill me in if I missed anything.

Comments

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

You got most of it, but obviously, you didn't fully get it yet. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll understand soon enough, although it is difficult for earth crawling humans such as you.

[burns-things.livejournal.com]

If I'm an 'earth crawling human', then what would that make you?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I am a celestial, of course. I live in heaven, not on the ground, and so ain't limited to crawling on the ground like an ant. I can just fly, if I want to, after all.

[burns-things.livejournal.com]

Is it common practice for celestials to wear fruit baskets on their head?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

That's not a basket, you ignoramus, it's a decorated hat. Not that I'd expect a weak human to understand.

[burns-things.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry. I suppose my little human mind can't grasp the important of fruit-related headwear.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're admitting that you are small-minded.

[burns-things.livejournal.com]

Hmhm.

I give you about a...three. I suppose this lively setting is making me generous.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you don't get to rate me. I can rate you, though, and I'd give you a one. Tops. Overall, you're far too boring and weak to be of any real interest. You have no fire, all you got is whiny posturing.

[burns-things.livejournal.com]

All this time trying to get a rise from me and it's just fire you want? I can give you fire.

[She holds out her palms and in both bright blue fireballs appear, casting a warm, blue glow over Azula's face.]

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's pretty cute. And here I thought you were just another useless, earth-crawling fool.

I hope you can do more with fire than just illuminating your face to make it look like that of an old hag.

[Of course, Tenshi had to use this to show off....so...she suddenly whirled around, away from the mirror, drawing her weapon out of thin air, which she then stabbed in the ground, causing several poles of rock to appear, on one of which she finally sat down on.]

Of course, compared to the control of weather and the very ground itself, playing with fire is just a parlor trick.