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[shanghaiworld]

Greetings, I am speaking today to ask what may seem like an odd question.

[Despite it being an odd question, Alice looks rather serious when she proceeds to ask it. The use of video was to hopefully get the attention of more people.]

For this question, let us assume the following scenario. You find yourself in possession of a life sized replica, or puppet, of someone that you know. As it is a puppet of sorts, it is not a perfect recreation, but it appears to be the same until further investigation. You are able to control it's every single motion, but it is only able to do anything that you yourself are capable of doing,

If you were to be in this situation, what would you do?

Comments

[shanghaiworld]

I just have my passion for dolls, that is all I need.

[gun_cata]

I'm happy with my guns, but I'd rather have other people to do work for.

[shanghaiworld]

Ah, but for me, dolls are people.

[gun_cata]

[ ...stiiill weird. ]

I guess that's a bit different than me and guns.

[shanghaiworld]

Guns aren't people, anyway. [Not that Alice is all that familiar with guns...]

[gun_cata]

No, they most... certainly are not.

[shanghaiworld]

Unless you want to try and change that.

[gun_cata]

I am not bringing my guns to life.

[shanghaiworld]

Ah, so you're going to stick with the cat lady plan.

[gun_cata]

I'm not getting cats either. I have people living with me, you know.

[shanghaiworld]

And I have someone living with me, that doesn't stop me from making dolls.

[gun_cata]

Well, it means that I don't need cats for company. You have dolls for company and a hobby.

[shanghaiworld]

Ah, wait, I know.

You should become a cat.

[gun_cata]

Nope. Not unless I get a short trial run.

[shanghaiworld]

So you would still want to try it out.

[gun_cata]

Oh, and only if I could still talk to people. I don't think I could work on guns like that though, so I'd get pretty bored.

[shanghaiworld]

Is this just an excuse to know what it feels like to be petted behind the ears?

[gun_cata]

It is now that you mention it.

[shanghaiworld]

And then you find the ball of yarn and roll away.

[gun_cata]

Roll away? On the ball of yarn?

[shanghaiworld]

Yes? If you walk on something round, it should roll.

[gun_cata]

I wasn't aware that that's what cats did with yarn.

[shanghaiworld]

They... might?

[gun_cata]

I think they just claw at it and bat it around.

[shanghaiworld]

Oh. Well, crap. They could still try?