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[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

[A new face has shown up on the vine tonight! It must be; how many people here are decked out in one of those especially revealing Santa costumes? In any case, she's smiling very tersely indeed, leaning down for a rather nice view of the... ornaments.]

Ladies, ladies, ladies! I am most disappointed.

I've been keeping a list and checking it twice, but there's not enough naughty and far too much nice. Means you wouldn't know how to take advantage of wishes if they were tied to a chair in tinsel and pretty lights, for those who can't keep up.

Where's your holiday spirit? 'Tis the season to be giving! If you're into receiving, that's fine too. Her royal bustiness told us you'd be encouraged in no time, honestly.

It's high time I take matters into my own hands, don't you think? Yes? Glad we agree!

[That's that, apparently. It takes nothing more than a teasing flick of the wrist to prompt some alarmingly quick plant growth in the background. Maybe you've encountered these before. Then have a kiss blown at the mirror, as if to demonstrate:]

Now pucker up, girls. You'll thank me later.

[OOC: You heard the, um, lady. Mistletoe now decorates the Gardens, and any two people caught beneath it will be compelled to kiss. For child and pre-teen characters, this does not have to be a kiss on the mouth. The mistletoe will last through Saturday the 18th, after which point it can be assumed that the Vamp got bored of putting it back up after its victims tore it down or set it on fire.]

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[hentanuki.livejournal.com]

(Great, a new one and she's just as obnoxious and useless as the others.)

Well. Least that reinforces a few of my guesses.

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Well well, don't we just have a budding genius on our hands? I like that.

You can claim your prize anytime you like, darling.

[that-one-guitar.livejournal.com]

It'd be nice if you filled me in, then, because I'm completely lost.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Her royal bustiness?

So what's stopping us from ignoring this stuff anyways?

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

What harbinger of holiday cheer would I be if I ruined the surprise for everybody? Show a little patience!

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

Well. You're new.

How many of you people are there?

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Enough to create some pretty interesting positions if we wanted, let me tell you.

[airof.livejournal.com]

I don't get it but-- you know the queen, right?

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

In the casual or biblical sense, sweetheart?

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Now things are starting to get interesting.

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Know a good thing when you see one, do you?

video; what hiatus?

[bugcharmer.livejournal.com]

Who are you exactly? And...

_{[She glances up to examine the strange plant.]}

What are these?

video; WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY MEAN

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Just call me Vamp! Remember that name, because you might be screaming it someday.

Oh, it's a little something to bring you all... closer together, in the spirit of joy and good will toward your fellow woman. My treat.

hurr action

[willbereborn.livejournal.com]

[ Birdie has no idea of what this Christmas is all about - but she does enjoy the lights and the festivities and the woman, she finds her funny. So she smiles openly and laughs a little bit, tilting her head. ]

What is it for, the plant, yes? [ She points up, doesn't know what it is, but it's quite enthusiastic about acquiring information all about it. ] What does it do, what, I've never seen these back there, the plants, the lights, the colours.

lateness :[

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

[Why this one's simply adorable, isn't she? Gonna saunter on over now.]

All these? They add up to something they call Christmas, Lovebird-- if you wanna get technical. First it was there to celebrate yet another martyr figure's birthday, then next thing you know it turns into a holiday about a fat man shutting brats up by getting them presents. I don't know, I quit paying attention when the family-friendliness turned me off. We only saved the best parts, just for you.

[Griiin. Even if this little birdie acts a bit too childlike for her personal taste (YES SHE HAS IT), never let it be said that the Vamp doesn't take advantage of naivete.]

Like that plant up there, mm? Stand underneath it in a group and you'll see what I mean.

[thesetits.livejournal.com]

What... is this? [Ahaha. She totally knows, but she might as well "play the act". Besides, if it's not with Himeko, she won't want part in it in the least. MEANING IT'S STALKING TIME LIKE EVERYDAY]

Hm. How interesting.

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Better be on the lookout for that special girl if you've got one, yeah? So nobody beats you to it.

[sororite]

[Giggles.] Oh, you are lovely...

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

I accept any and all forms of worship, mademoiselle.

[falterderleere.livejournal.com]

I simply adore your hair.

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Great minds think alike.

[gentlecuteside]

Is there any point to this besides amusing you?

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

You say that like it's a bad thing. I'm hurt.

[rosa-di-fortuna.livejournal.com]

Some of us prefer nice over naughty.

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Don't worry your pretty head, dear! These problems can be fixed.

[dacryphiliac.livejournal.com]

And who are you supposed to be?

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Whatever you want me to be, Sparky. ♥

[stalker-science.livejournal.com]

...aren't wishes supposed to be intangible?

Why would you tie one up?

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

... How cute.

Seems I've got my work cut out for me.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been trying to be naughty, but with you goody-two-shoes idiots doing nothing, how am I supposed to get trouble done?

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Less whining, more kissing!

[beforemetoday.livejournal.com]

Oh, very festive! Would you like a kiss?

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

My lady, do you really have to ask?

[valkyrihe.livejournal.com]

G-Geez! You and that queen both... hell, you're worse perverts than I am! Was! Was.

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Sorry, can't hear your denial loudly enough-- speak up a little, if you please!

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

I have someone back home and no time for this.

[showingcleavage.livejournal.com]

Heartbreaking, truly! Too bad they can't join the fun.