1st bite [video/action]

[damaged_goods]

[Sitting beneath the shade of a large oak tree sits a blonde haired girl clad in the garden's usual white gown, marking her status as a new arrival to this strange land. Craning her head to the heaven's above, she shades her oddly colored eyes with a her hand, blocking the afterglow of the midday sun. Looking at the sky as if it was a novelty, she laughs to herself in a quiet fashion. Something about being dragged across worlds to a sunny land of women and flowers amuses the blond haired girl to the point where she laughs in a strange fashion. After awhile of laying in the shade of the large tree behind her, and carefully keeping her pale skin away from the burning rays of the sun, she addresses a nearby mirror after taking one last look at the novelty of sitting beneath a endless azure sky.]

If what I have been told is correct, I've been kidnapped and drawn from His shadow... Now I will now waste time crying over something that cannot be helped for now, but I would like to say that whomever is in charge here has quite sure of themselves to kidnap someone like me.  In all my days, and I will assure you that is a very long period of time, many have tried to kill and/or maim my person but none have tried a stunt such as this. Well, let me just say that if I meet the person in question, it will not end well for her.

[The blonde girl laughs.]

Is there anything else I need to know that the talking wildlife has not already told me?

Comments

[damaged_goods]

That I did, it was for a good reason though.

[reallyerotic]

Goodness. I can only wonder what mess he involved himself in this time, especially if he needed your help.

[damaged_goods]

It involved one of his younger sisters and I doubt he could ignore anything happening to those two.

[reallyerotic]

Ah, that would explain it. He really is quite the siscon.

[damaged_goods]

And a lolicon, and just a pervert in general. It is amazing any girl will touch him.

[reallyerotic]

Only someone as dirty and rotten as Araragi-senpai would be capable of that.

Which is perhaps why I've been able to do more than just touch him.

[damaged_goods]

...May I ask what you did to my master?

[reallyerotic]

Nothing that a pervert such as himself didn't already deserve.

[read: sexual harassment.]

[damaged_goods]

Well, please refrain from such action in the future.

[reallyerotic]

You're more protective of him than I would've thought.

[damaged_goods]

If I'm going to be stuck in his shadow for an indefinite amount of time, I will insist he not act like a complete buffoon.

[reallyerotic]

That's quite the goal to have, Shinobu-chan. Ah, but I wonder if you'll be able to achieve it in his lifetime?

Araragi-senpai can be quite hopeless.

[damaged_goods]

Though you are quite correct, I believe there is time. Seeing as I imagine he will live quite a bit longer then most humans.

[reallyerotic]

If I'm able to ask, Shinobu-chan... What makes you say that?

[damaged_goods]

I'm not sure if you know this or not, but my master still carries traces of vampiric blood in him. It is entirely possible he may have the life-span of a vampire as well.

[reallyerotic]

I never looked at it that way.

[makes sense when you think about it.]

Being alive for that long... will give him that much more time to build up his porn collection.

[damaged_goods]

I really hope that is not the case, I have enough problems with my master as is. Perhaps a bit of punishment is in order?

[reallyerotic]

That's an excellent idea. What sort of punishment did you have in mind?

[damaged_goods]

Something physical would just turn him on. I imagine keeping him from that which he loves most would suffice.

[reallyerotic]

Keeping him from what he loves most. Hmm...

There's his sisters and Senjougahara-senpai, of course.