3rd Duty

[immovable]

[The video feed shows that someone's cranky and impatient today.

Agrias sits by the vine, sighing, face resting on a gloved hand and tapping the other on her knee, eyes narrowed a bit. When she speaks, she sounds pretty annoyed.]

I have but a simple inquiry for the denizens of the gardens. Does it usually take this long for an enemy to make themselves known to us? It has been a while since this Pirate Queen or whatnot made her threat known, and yet there has been hardly a sign of her.

[She bites on her thumb a bit and snorts, letting out some frustration and stress.]

I have never...dealt with one so polite or formal in their threats that used it not to mask their condescension. This is new to me and I must admit I am unsure how I am supposed to approach this. Even with my sense of chivalry about me, you rarely see such manners transferred to the battlefield.

[This is so embarrassing you guys. A knight, antsy to do justice, and almost feeling sympathy for who she'd slay. She doesn't remember the last knave she fought that was worth such praise.]

I thought dashing, mannerly rogues only existed in children's stories and uncouth romance novels for bored noblewomen.

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[grandtheftmecha]

Look around you. We're in a magical garden. There are fairies, there's magical soil, there are animals that understand you when you talk to them and then bring you food or lead you places.

And we're all expected to fall in love and prosper.

[ She shakes her head and sighs. ]

We're already in something halfway between a children's story and an uncouth romance novel.

[ofnovalue]

-Guess who's still nursing from the beach party...-

Why expedite such trouble?

[hopelessdreamer]

To be honest, we've never really gotten a warning before this, as far as I know. Well, there was that time with the monsters, but...

Either way, I'm not sure this pirate is an enemy. Not that we should let our guard down.

[spacejumping]

Given this place's very nature, it's hard to say what will happen next. All we can really do is stay vigilant, even if it's not the preferred course of action.

[reallyerotic]

Bored noblewomen aren't the only ones who read those.

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[heartovertime]

Maybe she's not really a threat...

[She did throw a party... sure there might have been alcohol secretly put in all the food Homura ate, but maybe that's just what pirates do for fun...]