[video] A Nation's Demands

[snowknife]

[The video comes to life. It shows a young woman, arms crossed and scowling like someone just picked up her kitten and dropped it in a well.]

This is the Republic of Belarus. I have been captured and am being held against my will. I will not allow anyone to keep me away from my brother. Whoever is responsible will be mutilated and killed.

To any fellow nation that receives this: Tell my beloved big brother that I will be back with him soon. Not even these video tentacles will keep us apart for long.

Comments

[fionna_time]

Uh, wanna tone down the whole mutilation and killin' dude? You probs couldn't kill the queen anyway.

[snowknife]

I am not like that idiot America. My name is Belarus, not "dude." I will destroy everything that keeps me away from big brother.

[fionna_time]

Uh, not really, but you can try.

I call everyone that. I dunno who America is?

[snowknife]

America eats lots of hamburgers and thinks he is a Power Ranger. [Though he did help me when I left big brother's house.]

[fionna_time]

I don't think you'll find him here because there aren't hims to be found. Like, anywhere.

[snowknife]

Then where would I be able to find him?

[fionna_time]

Uh. Nowhere.

Its not gonna happen. Just girls.

[snowknife]

I will find a way to get to him.

[fionna_time]

I don't really see how. We've all been stuck here. You only go when the queen wants you to, and no one really gets to see her.

[snowknife]

Big brother killed his queen.

[fionna_time]

That's... really messed up, but prolly not gonna happen here.