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[swarmoflies]

Uuuuuuungh...

[Sette slowly pulls herself upright, wearing a disheveled version her pirate outfit. The shirt is on backwards and the trousers aren't done up at all so that they make a quickly-caught dash at freedom as she stands up, and her eyepatch seems to be off doing its own thing somewhere. As is the fancy cutlass Fionna made for her. But Sette isn't worried about that. The focus of her attention right now is the jackhammer headache making her life hell, or possibly how goddamn bright the sun is. The bastard.]

I feel like...like Baelar's spare set o' balls, cut off an' dried in the sun.

[She manages to pry one of her hands away from her throbbing temples, and holds up her shirt to give it a sniff. She immediately recoils in disgust.]

Twins, how much did I quaff down last night? Shirt reeks o' booze...gonna need to find a change o' clothing.

[She stands up fully, and instantly regrets it. She wavers in place for a moment, lights dancing in her vision, and then she bends over and throws up everything in her stomach. Yes, ladies and...other ladies. Sette is pretty badly hung over from the big party.]

Comments

[swarmoflies]

[Sette looks like she doesn't quite believe you there.]

Why's it taste so gross anyway? How hard can it be to make somethin' what heals you and tastes sweet?

[grandtheftmecha]

Doesn't matter if you're just gonna swallow it.

[swarmoflies]

Still goin' in me mouth.

[grandtheftmecha]

You've probably swallowed bigger things forgetting to chew.

[swarmoflies]

I don't never forget to chew. Getting these chompers were too big a pain int he ass to let'em go to waste.

It is hard to not have Katina comment on the double negative.

[grandtheftmecha]

A pain in the ass to get? What, those didn't just grow in on you?

[swarmoflies]

Nope! Did 'em meself.

[With a file. Hurt like hell.]

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Katina doesn't even want to think about that. ]

Did you steal them from a bear or something? Maybe a shark?

[swarmoflies]

They're lion teeth. But naw, like I said, I did 'em meself. Went through two files.

[grandtheftmecha]

[ Okay, even Katina shudders a little at that. ]

Wow, reevaluation: you're fucking hardcore.

[swarmoflies]

[Sette beams - and not just because her headache is starting to fade a bit, between the aspirin and the coffee. Being hardcore was the point of filing her teeth. A person of her size, in her circumstances, needed to look as impressive as she could.]

Damn straight. Don't get no ideas 'bout the tail or sniffer, though. Those are all-natural.

[grandtheftmecha]

[ This still tells Katina nothing about what this girl is... ]

The teeth suit you pretty well, then.

...you seem like you're feeling a lot better.

[swarmoflies]

[She nods. And doesn't instantly regret it, which is a nice change.]

Whatever's in that foul-tastin' crap must be working. I don't feel quite so trampled no more.

[grandtheftmecha]

See? And that means I made it right too.

Next time, make sure you take it right.

[swarmoflies]

I still think you're a loony on that score.

Ugh, does this kinda crap happen after every night's drinkin'? I could stand to never deal with that again.

[grandtheftmecha]

Only when you drink too much, though what with you not having any experience, it's a lot easier for you to get to that point.

[swarmoflies]

That weren't my first round with the bottle, y'know. Me Da runs a tavern.

[Among many other things, most of them illegal.]

[grandtheftmecha]

Then you know what people are like when they go too far. You know you're pretty small too though.

[swarmoflies]

Course I do. Half me income's pullin' wallets off of 'em after they pass out. That's why I left me valuables elsewhere.

[grandtheftmecha]

Clever girl. I'll keep an eye on my stuff if I'm ever drinking when you're around.

[swarmoflies]

You should always keep an eye on your stuff, if you've got any brains at all.

[grandtheftmecha]

I've never had anyone try to poison me yet, at least as far as I know.

[swarmoflies]

Oh, I don't poison nobody. That ain't sportin', and it's liable to get me beaten. I just wait for 'em to do it to 'emselves.

[grandtheftmecha]

I can take care of myself well enough.

[swarmoflies]

Every cove thinks as much, in my experience.