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Help me make a new spell, everyone. Give me all your ideas and I'll put them all together. I might decide not to put in something useless though. Useless effects are a waste of magic.

[Her idea of useless might be a little off though, fair warning.]

Comments

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That's hardly fair at all. I just want to use magic.

[shanghaiworld]

Fair? Where does fair even fit into this?

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The part where if you don't tell me I'll...I'll um...

[shanghaiworld]

... [Silence.]

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....go over there.

[shanghaiworld]

And possibly warrant another lecture from your overbearing lady who happens to hate me?

[ported]

I suppose that could happen to.

[shanghaiworld]

I want to avoid that if you didn't pick up on the meaning.

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If you want to avoid that, you can tell me what you mean by utility.

[shanghaiworld]

I forgot.

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...really?

[shanghaiworld]

Yes. It was just a simple suggestion that I paid little mind to, that had little of interest to me. So the thoughts attached to it were discarded.

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I hope you have another idea then.

[shanghaiworld]

.... A spell that turns water into wine.

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Yeah, I could do a transmutation spell but I don't really drink alcohol.

[shanghaiworld]

Well, I wasn't expecting that answer.

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Why not? Don't tell me you don't know how to do that.

[shanghaiworld]

I know how to drink alcohol.

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Then you're surprised that I don't drink alcohol.

[shanghaiworld]

It's more that pretty much everyone I know does.

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Does that mean I'm special to you?

[shanghaiworld]

Not really.

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But I'm the only person you know who does that.

[shanghaiworld]

That makes you an exception, not special.

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That means special.