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[sororite]

Well, well, well, what have I found here... [France leans in close and peers at the vine.] It seems I have been abducted by some truly horrible people, non? How should I deal with such a thing?

[Taps on the mirror.] Le chaton a-t-il indiqué la vérité? Can you lovely mademoiselles hear me? Ah, someone as wonderful as moi really cannot be held for too long, I am a busy woman.

... Angleterre? This seems like something you would enjoy but if you wanted my company so badly you could have just called. Honestly.

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[sororite]

I think I have the basic information. Unless you know more than Amérique?

[falterderleere.livejournal.com]

France, then.

If you don't mind me asking, is there a reason all of you are named after countries?

[sororite]

I don't mind at all, we are the countries.

[falterderleere.livejournal.com]

.........You...are the countries. Please forgive me...it's just that such a concept is a bit difficult to wrap my head around.

[sororite]

Mm, that reaction is common. It's best to think of it in simple terms.

[falterderleere.livejournal.com]

...I see...

Thank you for explaning it to me. And I've been neglectful, I haven't introduced myself. Grell Sutcliffe, though just Grell is fine.

[sororite]

Mademoiselle Grell then. Whose are you?

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I know— I mean, I've seen on the news, this girl who flies into space like a speeding bullet, and knocks out satellites. In her spare time. Without any equipment. She just breathes in space! [ ] So there's about a 5% chance you're not making this up.

[sororite]

... I think you might be confusing cartoons with reality, mademoiselle, but I am France...

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I thiiiink they made a cartoon of Supergirl. You know, those silly little comic strips they put in newspapers? That kinda thing.

Can you make wine and baguettes spontaneously appear? Because then I might buy it.

[sororite]

[Giggles.] Not quite, though I am a rather fantastique chef, of course.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Mais oui.

Well, is there anything out of the ordinary you can do? 'cause I'm in a place where I'd like to think I'm sane enough not to believe everything I'm told without at least a little proof.

[sororite]

Hm, well... I suppose there isn't much I can do to convince you. But it makes no difference to me whether or not you believe, mademoiselle. It's not as if you're French.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, no, I get it. You shouldn't be expected to have to prove yourself to every sceptical stranger. I mean, apart from the whole claiming to be France thingamajig, you've been charming.

The picture of perfect mental health, really!

[sororite]

Merci! Et oui, oui, humans do love to ask questions, don't you? An endearing trait, it's true, and one I heavily encourage but it gets tiring after a while...

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I think it's more of a Stephanie-Brown-Doesn't-Know-When-To-Shut-Her-Mouth thing than a general human thing. Well, it probably is a human thing, but I just so happen to take it to extremes.

If you say you're France, then I guess you are! It's not hurting anyone, and I don't really have any room to judge. I promise I won't ask any more stupid questions. —oh, except for this one. Can I ask one more?

Also: asking if I can ask a question doesn't count as me asking that question.

[sororite]

You seem to be a rather bright girl, Mademoiselle Brown, please go ahead.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Was Joan of Arc totally awesome?

[sororite]

[...] Jeanne was a wonderful young woman, oui. Of all my children, she holds a special place in my heart.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

'kay. [ ] Cool. Thanks!

[sororite]

[Thinking about Jeanne makes her nostalgic, that's all.] De rien, mademoiselle.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Oh— and if you ever decide to prove how awesome you are at cooking, lemme know. Living off fish and fruit is getting old, fast.

[sororite]

I am the country of love and agriculture, mademoiselle, this is my element! [lol no it's not so much time in the cities these days but let her have her dreams.] I'm sure I shall be cooking before too long, don't worry.

[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

That name's not descriptive at all! I still have no idea what France even is.

[sororite]

How can you not know where France is? Western Europe, of course! France!