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[swarmoflies]

[The little girl in the mirror's looking rather peeved about something, and she's not going to waster any time in telling you what it is. She takes in a deep breath, and then says the following at ear-splitting volume:]

Quit writin' shit down! We've all got this fancy pymaric what lets us talk like real people from a long way away! Why the hell would you use it to send words on paper? That's like buyin' a fancy plod to carry yer handbag!

[Yeah she's a bit annoyed by all the written missives lately, since she's completely illiterate.]

Comments

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[loveloveattack]

Weeell, it's a pretty good tool for snoopin' and findin' secrets, especially if everyone else thinks you can't read. Lots of people write very incriminating things that they would never, ever say...

But if you don't want to expand your repertoire of businesswoman skills...

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[swarmoflies]

I can just get somebody else ta read it for me.

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[loveloveattack]

And if they're lying? It's pretty easy to embezzle money if your boss can't read.

I don't think you're in the kind of business built on trust, hun.

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[swarmoflies]

Hey, ain't nobody pullin' one over on me! I'm a right whiz at maths, even better than me Da!

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[loveloveattack]

Really?!

What's 13 plus 56?

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[swarmoflies]

That's easy! Sixty-nine!

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[loveloveattack]

That was too easy.

456 minus 234.

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[swarmoflies]

Two hundred twenty-two!

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[loveloveattack]

...Okay, so adding and subtracting are out.

897 divided by 13.

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[swarmoflies]

[She has to think about that one but only for a moment.]

Sixty-nine again!

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[loveloveattack]

WOOOW~! You really are something else!

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[swarmoflies]

[Awwww yeah, lookin' smug as hell.]

Damn straight! So like I said, I got it covered.