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[tyriannicull]

[ Let it be said that, for all her pride and vanity, Her Imperial Majesty was one far from lazy and one most certainly capable. She quickly learned of the 'magic dirt' and as foolish as the name was, she recognized its potential immediately. That was well over a month ago.

This is now.

Possessing tremendous brute strength as well as centuries worth of experience in all matters architectural and war-like, it took her an inhuman (as one may expect, due to being inhuman, and the adjective frankly means little here) amount of time to fashion her abode. That is, if one can call a tremendous aquatic fortress an 'abode'.

She has taken an entire lake as her own. It is a particularly enormous lake comparable to the depth and surface area of a certain Earth lake and conveniently resembling her favorite shape; here, she has constructed her center of operations. From the center of the the lake sprouts a black-and-red tower, like a bloodied spear thrusting out of the surface. On one side of the tower, at water level, is an open entrance. The inside is...filled with way too much crap worth describing here--at least beyond describing it as being fit for the most frustrating of endbosses, filled with traps, puzzles, treasure, and gratuitous booby-traps.

The entrance opens up to a long, long hall with a throne at the end; lining the sides are strange unmoving black and red statues, but it is otherwise empty and there seem to be no exits into other rooms.

Her Imperious Condescension's video is broadcast from somewhere inside the fortress, as she has deliberately allowed the Vine to grow within; wherever she is, it is a room filled with water. Everyone's favorite intergalactic mermaid is swimming gracefully about, looking very pleased with herself, before settling onto a throne. ]

After a frustratingly long fleeting moment in time, I have finished creating my new residence! That dirt is a bit useful; it almost has a chance of being compared to my empire's technology. I wonder, just what else can it do beyond building?

New things are always so EEEXCITING. So, without further wait, I will christen my new cozy hive. I introduce to all...

Bastille Condescension!

Comments

[ritsu_kouyou]

[There's a definite difference in the way Akiha is carrying herself, the look in her eyes, when she responds to this.]

Impressive.

[tyriannicull]

It is, isn't it?

[ Even someone who makes no effort whatsoever to remember anything about anyone notices a difference. ]

Have you done something with your hair?

[ritsu_kouyou]

[There's a bit of a quirk to her lips.]

Not today.

[tyriannicull]

Is that so! You seem so much more amiable today. How curious.

[cascademermaid]

[She's seen that massive lake and the tower, and her Staryu almost got hurt by one of your traps your majesty when Misty tried to scope it out.a day or two ago >:( Ugh, great, it belongs to the pretty troll queen who she had to kiss once. Gosh why is someone that encompasses so many things Misty loves such a horrible person???]

... Did you really have to fill your new fortress with so many traps? [Misty know the answer's yes, but still. Her Staryu...]

[tyriannicull]

[ Her Imperious Condescension is finding the cute red-headed human's little hate crush on her totally precious. ]

Of cooourse! What royalty would be so uneducated as to leave her fortress barren? It's only proper etiquette!

[cascademermaid]

[Ughhh she'd rage so much if Misty knew the Condesce thought that; so done with awful troll romance idiot nonsense forever. And yep there's the answer she was expecting. Sigh.]

Should have known. And it's your proper etiquette that almost got my Staryu hurt!

[lastwaltz]

[ whoa, looks pretty cool! Ryoko claps her hands a little, not put off by the giant castle of doom and death at all?! ]

That's impressive!

[tyriannicull]

Of course it is, little landmonkey.

[ Has she talked to this particular human before? She wracks her brain for less than a nanosecond before deciding she does not care either way.

...Besides, they all look the same and squishy, anyways. ]

[lastwaltz]

'Landmonkey'? That's rather rude of you to say.

Video;

[just_your_problem]

[Marcie is grinning like that cat that ate the canary and got away with it. That is all that can be seen of her, actually.]
Lookin' pretty awesome there, totally Queen like!

[Sarcastic or not? Really that is anyone's guess.]

Video;

[tyriannicull]

Most would chastise you for pointing out the obvious.

[ But she likes it, so she is not going to tell Marceline to stop. ]

This is much smaller and terrestrial-bound than I am used to, but concessions must be made.

Re: Video;

[just_your_problem]

But you totally aren't most, right?

[Lucky strike, Marcie likes doing it. Especially toward Glub-Glub! Yeah, that nickname will never go out of style!]

Size isn't everything right? It's royal and junk to make due, totally. It could've been a glass aquarium filled with whales turning tricks for fish!

[Marceline! That isn't what that means! She means doing tricks for fish, really she does!]

[puellamagi]

A... Ah... The entire lake.... It's really changed.

[tyriannicull]

--Of course! It is becoming far more suitable.

[puellamagi]

E... Excuse me, I don't mean to dismiss your work, but... what about the others who want to go to the lake...?

[gun_cata]

I guess you'll try making weapons with it no matter what I tell you, right?

[ Why is she making a point of talking to the terrible troll queen? Don't ask her. ]

[tyriannicull]

I assume you would have plenty to suggest.

[ Dis swag overrides being a warlord. ]

[gun_cata]

Oh, I could. But I won't.

[ There's no need to give her MORE ideas. ]

[Video]

[swarmoflies]

Cor, that's awesome.

[Yep she's trying to think of how to break into the treasure room of an underwater fortress.]

[Video]

[tyriannicull]

Of course it is. I made it, so there had been no doubt as to its inevitable architectural superiority.

[swarmoflies]

Its what.

[WOW the creator of that giant dick rising out of the lake talks like a zombie what talks too much. So disappointing!]

[urbanwonderland]

Impressive! I don't think I've ever seen that synthesis of styles-- then again, I've never seen that sort of submerged structure at all. Fascinating!

Is this-- residence an exact replica of your home?

[tyriannicull]

My 'home'? I don't see what you mean.

[urbanwonderland]

[Reeve chuckles.]

Well, yes, it is a little-- grand in scale for a "home". Something more along the lines of a "fortress" or a "palace", I'd say. Possibly both.
[Being the corporate government's architect and urban engineer, Reeve has built along the same lines (though not in the same style, certainly) for the ShinRa.]

But, I'm being rude-- we haven't met, have we? I'm Reeve. Reeve Tuesti.