1st Maiden: Kanako in Wonderland(Vine, Action)

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

*The vine turns on to a tall high school girl looking very panicky.

Oh God where am I? This is not where I went to sleep last night! How did I get here? Was I abducted by aliens?


What if the probed me? Maybe there is an Alien in my stomach right now, waiting to burst out of my chest! I don't want to die that way!!!



Or maybe I was kidnapped, and sold to some rich Arab oil tycoon, to work in his Harem for the rest of my life! I don't want to be some mans play thing!!



However, there would be a lot of women in his harem. I would have to sleep with them, wash with them, and do other things with them...





No, those are way to fantastical to actually happen. I know how I got here.



MARIYA! She must have drugged my water, and had me shipped here while I was asleep! Why didn't I think of that first?



Dear mother in heaven, I am going to be lost in this winter land surrounded by weird vines and foxes, dressed in an outfit I don't even own.



Huh, where did that cat come from? And it has a letter?



*reads*



... Did Mariya send me to a cult?

Comments

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

You don't go to school? Then how did you learn to, well, do anything?

[fionna-time.livejournal.com]

My parents of course. Cake's parents weren't stupid.

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

Oh so you were home schooled. I hear some people do that.

[fionna-time.livejournal.com]

Why would an adventurer need school anyways?

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

Well... to learn math I guess?

[fionna-time.livejournal.com]

I can learn math at home!

What's so good about high school?

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

Well, it is hard at times, but you can meet some wonderful maidens friends there.

[fionna-time.livejournal.com]

But I can do that out of school. I can even do that here! I met you and you seem pretty nice!

1/???

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

She thinks I'm nice!

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

She seems pretty nice to, as well as nice looking.

3/???

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

I have not seen many chubby cute girls back at school, but it is quite nice. More of her to love

4/4

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's a lot more... safe to do it there.

Re: 4/4

[fionna-time.livejournal.com]

Prob'bly, but its more fun to go out and meet different people on your own! that's my biz, anyway.

Re: 4/4

[fionna-time.livejournal.com]

Oh hey! Wanna go hunting with me for this magic dirt? Aparentely you can make it into anything you want!

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

*She cocks her head*

Magic dirt?

[fionna-time.livejournal.com]

Yeah, apparently it turns into stuff.

I'm totes not making that up.

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

1/???

Totes? She is toting not making that up?

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

2/???

Maybe she means Totally? If so, she was a very cute way of speaking.

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

3/???

But anyway, she wants to hang out with me! I must go and help her look for dirt! WHo knows, maybe I can make something out of this dirt as well

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

4/4

I'd be glad to help you.

[fionna-time.livejournal.com]

Thanks! You're really nice!

[nosebleedqueen.livejournal.com]

Ah, I try to be...

[fionna-time.livejournal.com]

What do you say we hang later? You can choose the place if you want.