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[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

[It definitely wasn't normal waking up in a garden.  For a brief moment Taiga had wondered if she was still at the festival, but it was quickly evident that this wasn't anywhere near Japan and her dress was no longer torn at the edges.  Everything seemed far too peaceful, and it wasn't every day a cat (one she nearly kicked away) would offer her a scroll to read.  Which she did, begrudgingly.

...So she wasn't in Japan.

She was alone.

It's with this thought that Taiga yanks on the vine, demanding to only speak into it.  The vine complies with a mirror, leaving Taiga entirely unaware that she's in fact on video.  Her regular clothes and bokken are held tight in her arms--the only connection she has to home--and despite the crass way she speaks, the petite girl's eyes are welled with tears.]

What the hell is going on?  Is this some sort of joke?  Someone better take me home o-or, or else!  I swear... if this is that Chihuahua's doing I'll kill her!  You hear that?

[Later on, Taiga can be found punching and kicking a tree in the orchard.  Her knuckles are scratched raw and her bare feet suffer a similar fate, but she doesn't even seem to notice.]

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[body-horrible.livejournal.com]

[Gavril could be found watching Taiga beat the poor tree to a pulp. Finding the whole sight hilarious, the zombie-girl can't help but offer a few choice words.]

You know, that tree's gonna eventually win this fight.

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

No, it won't!

[She emphasises this with a particularly vicious kick that knocks her off balance and on her back before she can even register it.]

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[ritsu-kouyou.livejournal.com]

Quit crying.

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

I-I'm not--!

[Wait. How could she tell?]

I-I told this stupid plant not to record me! You did this, didn't you?!

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[tookupthesword.livejournal.com]

[... Beating up a tree, huh? That's no good.]

Hey, what did that tree do to you?

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[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

[Nah, it's totally good. Nothing to see here, just a girl trying to take down a tree with her bare hands!]

It existed. I could beat you up, if you keep bothering me.

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[abnormalies.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, it's a small child! ]

Hey, don't cry! I don't think a chihuahua did this, but it's not really that bad! [ Crying kids are her weakness, okay. ]

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

[Just don't call her a kid, Haruhi...]

You don't understand. That Chihuahua, not a chihuahua.

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[naicha]

Wah! D... don't hit Mr. Tree!

[ Taiwan is unsure whether to approach her or not, though. ]

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

[Nope she's totally hitting Mr. Tree. TRY AND STOP HER, TAIWAN.]

What?

[reluctantstop.livejournal.com]

[Hi, Kris is standing behind Taiga. YES, IT WAS MAGIC.]

What's a Chihuahua?

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

[WOW THAT'S KINDA CREEPY. Taiga jumps and turns around with a squeak.]

Geez! S-she's a... friend, I guess.

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[onvelvetpaws.livejournal.com]

[Years of prefect duty have given her experience dealing with homesick students, but it was never easy. Moreso when she had so little idea what this world was about herself. Even so.]

Not a joke, I'm afraid, and we've all had little luck in getting anyone to bring us home. I shan't hope killing anyone will be necessary, though. A stern talking-to, perhaps.

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

...Why are you talking to me like I'm some little kid?

[Because clearly, her 12 year old stature shows how old she actually is...... Taiga's not yelling still, at the very least.]

[branded-twin.livejournal.com]

[ Augh, Kei-chan's better at defusing angry people than me. He'd probably tell her to keep her cool and hit on her, right?

...Nope, not doing that. ]

What kind of chihuahuas do you deal with if you think one did this?

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

[She is SICK of the questions about the damned chihuahua, pardon her anger...]

She's not a damn chihuahua!

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[tyrianicull.livejournal.com]

[ After venturing on land due to being INCREDIBLY FREAKING BORED, Her Imperious Condescension stumbles across a very...stupid thing.

Standing behind the INCREDIBLY TINY HUMAN, she just watches Taiga for a moment before laughing. ]

What is that?! The tree is winning!

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

[That remark earns the Condesce a glare.]

How about you shut up before I hurt you?

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[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Is it a magic chihuahua?

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

No, she's an idiot.

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[doublecatsmile.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey! Don't kill the chihuahua!

...what's a chihuahua?

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

She's a conceited idiot!

[And then--]

What the hell are you?

[Video]

[tomboyishcandy.livejournal.com]

P-Pinoko has no idea how to go back either!

I think we're shtuck!

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

[Oh god a kid... Thankfully Taiga has a soft spot for adorable children, or she'd continue her ranting.]

They let kids here...? You okay, Pinoko?

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[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

[ Sheesh. More kids - it's shitty of the queen to drag them here, AND they're harder to take care of. ]

Hey kid. Sit down and try to cool it.

[ Katina, you should take your own advice some time. ]

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

[Any chances of her calming down was ruined when you called her a kid.......]

I'm not a goddamn kid!

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[doihavepanties.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to say that going home just isn't going to be that easy.

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

And why not?