3rd Incident

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

*Action 1*

*Reimu's shrine looks a lot cleaner then usual. Everything has been swept, the weeds pulled, and the grass cut. There are also stands being built all around it, with various little fair games in different stages of completion.

Reimu meanwhile can be found on the steps next to her donation box. She is currently making a Banner, which reads. "Hakurei Shrine Festival!" She doesn't seem to notice if anyone walks up to her.*

*Vine*

Everyone, I would like to invite you all to the Gardens first Hakurei Shrine Festival. It will be this weekend at my shrine. Drinks, food, and prizes will be there, and all money spent goes towards the Hakurei shrine.

Comments

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Dirt, of course. It's completely filled.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

... And what possessed you to fill it with dirt?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Well, you probably want money, and magic dirt can be turned into money, right?

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

*Reimu looked at the box filled with Dirt.*

... It looks like normal dirt

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Well, it is normal dirt, but it's the thought that counts, right?

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

... not with you.

*starts to raise her gohei threateningly.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Hah, you sure are a failure as a shrine maiden, to dismiss hospitality like that and threaten a holy messenger!

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

How is filling a donation box with dirt any sort of hospitality?! And like hells you are a holy messenger.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Because it could have been magic dirt.

And yes, I am - it's a fact.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

No, thats just raising the hope of someone, only for them to be disappointed by the truth.

When was the last time you did anything worthy of a Holy Messenger for anyone back at Gensokyo. And Causing earthquakes does not count.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you never had any hope, so I wasn't raising anything.

Causing earthquakes does count, although you ignorant earth-crawling human don't get it. See, without earthquakes being caused, they build up, and get catastrophic in the long run. I'm doing people a favor.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

You could have caused an earthquake where no one was living you know. You did it there JUST to get me to fight you. How is that Holy at all?!

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

"The wise one combines the useful with the pleasure". Surely a miko knows THAT much.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

Pleasure for you, but not for anyone else. And you didn't answer my question on why you choose MY shrine.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

You're the incident solving miko, obviously. Why else?

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

So you created an Incident just so I can solve it.

... you know I still would have investigated if you did it some where else, you stupid Celestial.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

No, you stupid shrine maiden, not just you. You're just known to be a lazy slacker that doesn't do much, so I made sure you couldn't miss it.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

I am not a lazy slacker! How would you ever get that from look at what I do!?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's just words that fit you.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

And I words that fit you are selfish masocistic troll.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

You're just angry that I'm more popular than you. Copying what I say in an inferior way doesn't improve your situation.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

... How are you more popular then me? And why would I can about something stupid like popularity.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Do I even need to explain the reason? We both know it's true.

And your face shows that you DO care. When I was playing miko in this place, I got donations.

[nekomikoreimu.livejournal.com]

You probably lied and cheated for those donations.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Why would I need to?