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[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

To all the women of the Gardens:

It's come to my notice that certain happenings have been going about, such as a certain redhead and her supposed maid having less-than-platonic encounters. It seems as though Reno has at least a little bit of a kink for those of the feline purr-suasion, so anyone up for her heart has some stiff competition. The burning question is, can Claire get this bad girl to settle down, or shall there be a tragedy of heartbreak in our future?

Speaking of kinks, the recently departed Loly seems to have something besides her body she just couldn't cover up. A fighter on the field and in the bedroom-that long hair served other purposes than just being stylish!

And to think about hair, one soft spoken lady isn't all that she appears to be. Sources say that her hair preyed upon an innocent little rabbit to devour it! Could Mahalia be a modern-day Medusa in our midst?

Ah, sweet love is always in the air, but a prime example would be that of our duo of Tsukasa and Souji. Normally I would congratulate the couple, but with Tsukasa's status, one must wonder if this love is entirely true or some sort of daring ploy. Guard your soul well, Souji, for you would be such a loss to us all should you fall.

More on the subdued side, all the signs point to the stoic Signum in mourning for the loss of a green haired beauty from our group, and for that, she has my condolences. Perhaps she will love again one day, but until then...

Talk of stotic folk brings us to another couple, this one having already lived together before their emotions started to bloom. Yes, I speak of one silver-haired soldier and her suited lover. While Sephiroth lets her action speak for her, Reeve can speak for the both of them. May I be another to wish them happiness through their future-but. The little snag that seems to be developing is the dubious nature of Sephiroth's nature with the recent arrival Kadaj. Is Sephiroth's concern purely out of the goodness of her heart, or should Reeve's eyes have reason to turn the same green as her love's? I'd keep an eye on her if I were you, Reeve!

Another silver-haired siren we all should watch out for is the alluring Kuja. Bold in both words and clothing choice, her presence alone has caused a few hearts to flutter. Be careful out there, dears.

Oh, how did I nearly forget? A sweet pair that has been dancing about the question seems to have warmed up to it-at least enough to openly hold hands now. Whether or not they've gone further is their little secret, though I almost doubt it, seeing how shy they both are on the topic. Well, Sora, I'm glad at least one of you can't cloak her blushes from view-it's too charming to hide!

Sadly, nothing else I know would be of value to you girls. Till next time, then?

-B

Comments

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Isn't eating meat and all human nature, too? We're still animals.

[mellifluently.livejournal.com]

We have the ability to choose. [She hums a little.] I don't... really have a problem with those who do choose to eat meat, as long as they're respectful and thankful to the life taken.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Huh, OK. I guess that's cool, then.

...this got way off topic, didn't it?

[mellifluently.livejournal.com]

It was a good distraction.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Hah, well, glad I could be good for something.

But yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone realizes that one's full of crap. Your hair doesn't even move, other than that one time.

[mellifluently.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope so. It's a horrible rumour.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. Could be like, you drowning puppies in sacks or something. Or... I dunno, holding satanic orgies in your room. [Jessica: Always looking on the bright side!]

[mellifluently.livejournal.com]

I don't see how those are worse to the idea of my hair killing and eating rabbits by its own will.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Because at least with the eating there's a practical reason for it?

[mellifluently.livejournal.com]

Hair. We're talking about hair.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but if it's its own entity, and moves and all, that'd presuppose some need for calories and all.

[mellifluently.livejournal.com]

Except it's not. It's just my hair.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Hah. Well, yeah, but hypothetically, that'd be more acceptable than the other two. To me, at least.

[mellifluently.livejournal.com]

Maybe if it was your hair being spoken about.

[She might be teasing, slightly, it's hard to tell with the sulk already evident in her tone.]

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, point.

Anyway, it's kind of a ridiculous assertion, so I assume someone's just trying to mess with you.