queenofheartsrp | ♡ Episode III ♡

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Well, that was entertaining.

[ When the mirrors activate, viewers will likely notice the large pile of treasure, statues, tomes, and other spoils before anything else. However, sitting atop the pile is a certain demoness clad in a newly-acquired robe and crown. She is nesting on it like some sort of shiny-collecting bird. ]

It's a good start, but this may as well be junk if I want to get anywhere. A queen needs to have beauty, power, and riches and, well, I'm falling behind in one area. I don't need to say which. If I expect to oust this Queen of Lovey-Dovey Mushmush Crap, I'll need more than this.

[ If one looks behind the pile, the partially-obstructed view of one of the entrances to the Caves of the Arimoi can be seen, assuming one is familiar with said caves. ]

...Buuut, it's better than nothing, I suppose. The monsters in there didn't give neeearly as much EXP as I had hoped, so I don't think level-grinding my way out of here'll work; instead, I'll have to make do with royalty's favorite tried-and-true method of getting other people to do the work. I'm undoubtedly a better queen than the one trying to run this joint, after all! Having some nice, dedicated--and possibly well-compensated--vassals would be helpful♥

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A vassal, huh? Normally I'd think of that as degrading, but not when the one you are serving is a demon lord like yourself. ...But I have one question. Would being a vassal get in the way of my... romantic affairs?

Why would I give two craps about your romantic affairs?

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I dunno. But I don't want anything to get in the way of that. So I had to ask.

Sounds kinda paranoid.

You think so? Becoming someone's vassal is a pretty big deal, so I don't think it's paranoid to check. What if serving you included doing so romantically or sexually as well? And if that were the case, it'd certainly be a concern, especially if you were the jealous type.

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[she does not even know what to make of this.]

And what exactly are you offering these vassals?

Depends on what you want. Do you like shiny things?

I was just curious...but is that a proposition?

It is if you think it is♥

[she laughs, though good-naturedly.]

Forgive me, Your Majesty, but I'll have to respectfully decline. The one I already owe allegiance to would be a little upset.

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[video] excuse the sudden change, using pb icons now

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Uh... that'll have to be some pretty impressive compensation.

Do you people not see this pile of treasure I'm sitting on? And my crown?

And what good is all that treasure? You should be offering people a way home.

That goes without saying. I don't need any of you bums once I kick the queen out of her throne.

If it looks like you're actually getting somewhere, I'll help out. Don't go calling me a vassal though.

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You do realize the last time someone went in there, the, um, queen of the monsters decided to take revenge. By turning people into monsters.

I'm already a monster. Besides, this Queen of the Monsters sounds like someone I'd like to get to know.

Well, good for you, but just realise you're possibly messing things up for the rest of us.

Not following.

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Monsters, you say? [This is the most important part of that entire speech.]

Yeah. Monsters.

My goodness! I hadn't realised such a thing could be found in this area! Where are they located? Are they capable of communication? Oh, how thrilling!

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Communication? I killed them all before they could blink, much less try to talk to me.

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Where did you even manage to find all that?

In the caves! Monster-ridden caves are always littered with treasure.