Dear Mother, July 6th [Video]

[tetrabiblos.livejournal.com]

[The vine focuses on a rather haggard looking Lucy, though at least this time she seems to have activated it on purpose. She's dressed in the outfit she arrived in, though now she is sporting a rather nasty black eye, and is covered in a thick layer of dirt.]

So, does anyone happen to be in need of a roommate? Preferably somewhere that doesn't have floors made of rubber, and where whoever enchanted the items to clean the room didn't make them randomly explode?

[To herself] How can both the places I tried have something wrong with them? Has my luck really not changed?

Comments

[tetrabiblos.livejournal.com]

[She's glancing all about her now]

What kind of nightmare place is this? What did I do to deserve this?

[spideriest.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaaaaybe the Queen thought you were a very fine example of a human being. I'm not sure why, though!

[tetrabiblos.livejournal.com]

Hey! What's that supposed to mean? I'll have you know I have plenty of good qualities!

[spideriest.livejournal.com]

Oh? Where do you keep them hidden? Do humans have some sort of storage flap in their think pans that I wasn't informed about?

[tetrabiblos.livejournal.com]

You haven't even met me yet, what gives you the right to judge me?

[spideriest.livejournal.com]

The fact that you've broadcast your bad luck over a public channel for all the residents to see!

[tetrabiblos.livejournal.com]

It was that, or sleep outside until my bruises went away.

[spideriest.livejournal.com]

A sacrifice you should've been willing to make, in order to save your dignity.

[tetrabiblos.livejournal.com]

If I slept outside, I'd look even worse!

[spideriest.livejournal.com]

And theeeeeeeen we get back to the prospect of you actually washing yourself in the lake! Is it really so difficult to follow this web of thought?