[video] Enter the snotty little brat

[runawayalot.livejournal.com]

[Contacting other people on the Vine? Asking for help? That is a loser thing that only losers do! Which is why the New Kid here has elected to wander off and occupy herself in making a flower crown and then exploring. She's scaling a statue in the memorial garden when the Vine, annoyed at the neglect, starts broadcasting. There are a few moments of unexciting and self-absorbed childhood innocence before she notices that she's on candid camera, at which point her expression darkens with annoyance.]

What're you lookin' at?

Comments

[runawayalot.livejournal.com]

No, trolls live under bridges. Duh.

Or in caves and stuff.

Are you stupid or somethin'?

that was definitely the wrong icon

[nohorsingaround.livejournal.com]

I assure you that my intelligence is flawless. It is you who are mistaken. Most sea-dwelling trolls would not be exposed to such indignity.

Caves are far more common.

Re: that was definitely the wrong icon

[runawayalot.livejournal.com]

[Good enough for Laura.] What are you, some kinda troll nerd?

[nohorsingaround.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[runawayalot.livejournal.com]

You sound like one. Big words and stuff.

[nohorsingaround.livejournal.com]

Trolls of my class are known to be very gifted grammatically.

[runawayalot.livejournal.com]

That all you're good for? Sounding fancy?

[nohorsingaround.livejournal.com]

Of course not. But I don't expect you to grasp the strength and nobility my race is known for.

[runawayalot.livejournal.com]

Why not? You saying I'm stupid? That you're smarter than me?

[nohorsingaround.livejournal.com]

Naturally. Though you have expressed impressive intelligence.

[runawayalot.livejournal.com]

[She's apparently mollified with that second part.] So what's the deal with this place, anyway?