[[ooc; cut for a continued theme of animal abuse/gruesomeness
also permissions for monster girl]]

[The Vine seems to think that what Sephiroth is doing is interesting enough to start transmitting. She is turned away from the mirror. Standing in a loose and easy stance, she gestures with one hand. Suddenly, the air around her fills with a shower of what appear to be pies. Small and dense, a few of them strike Sephiroth's head and pauldrons. In a cascade of crumbs, they harmlessly bounce off of her and onto the ground. Sephiroth takes a step back, bewildered, and the Vine stops recording.

When it starts recording again, several minutes later, Sephiroth is aware of it, addressing the Vine in her usual calm way. She is holding three spherical objects.]

Hello. This is Sephiroth. Using the magic soil that can be found here, I attempted to make some items from my world known as Materia, and my experiment had--mixed results.

[Sephiroth makes a hand motion with one of the spheres, and as she does so, a dazzling rainbow shoots out. It seems to have no end, spanning the gardens with a bow of beautiful colors for a bright few moments.]

This is Rainbow Materia.

[Sephiroth repeats her earlier move, using another sphere. A few feet in front of her, a tree springs up from the ground. It grows very rapidly, until it is more than six feet tall, at which point it puts out leaves, then buds, then bursts into bloom. The flowers are pink and purple, and they expel puffs of glitter as they open.]

This is Tree Materia.

[She considers the third sphere, but makes no move to use it.]

This last one is Pie Materia. [Pause.] It creates a rain of pies. [She nods toward the ground, where one can see a liberal scattering of pies. A trace of annoyance can be detected in her voice and expression.]

These are all quite useless to me. If anyone so desires, I'd be happy to give you one of these materia and instruct you in its use.

[[OOC: Sephiroth has one each of the following Materia: Rainbow, Tree, and Pie. They won't level up, and they only behave as demonstrated. If anyone wants one, they're first come, first serve! Or feel free to just bug Sephiroth in general. (If she has any other Materia, she's not saying.)]]

[A little after being taken off to Vanille's Magical Dirt Expedition, Fang has decided to laze about in a tree. She's leaned back against the trunk, one hand on her knee, the other hanging at her side, and looks to be the very picture of relaxation.]

Finally got this plant to stop jerking me around. [She makes a lazy motion to the mirror.] So, I've looked up and down for the batty Queen, even poked around that Labyrinth for a bit, and I've got nothing to show for it. [She's irritated, but it doesn't show in her voice or her body language.] Since it seems like me and my family are in this for the long haul, I want to know: what do you people do around here, anyway? Pick flowers? Sing songs around a campfire? Get handsy with one another? Seems like when something stupid isn't happening, there's not a lot to be done.

[She glances off to the side, and rolls her eyes.] Times like this, I wish Light or Snow were around. Light was good for a spar, and Snow, well. He made a good punching bag. [She laughs.

After a while:] The name's Fang, by the way. If it matters.