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[tomatatas]

[Romana isn't the happiest of Italians. Getting lost in a strange forest for what you thought was at most a few hours only to figure out that it was actually weeks will do that to you. So she glares at the vine, flicking away a leaf from her head. Whatever patience she had has been greatly deteriorated.] Stupid fucking leaf, stupid fucking garden...

[With a huff she taps the mirror with a finger, still scowling] Is this thing even working now? Ciao? [Naturally there's no reply so she continues, after an eyeroll]

What the hell is going on? I go for a walk, to try and clear my head and figure out what this place is, and the next thing I know weeks have passed and something about people eating flowers? Che diavolo? Is this turning into one of, I don't know, America or Giappone's movies? Because it sure sounds like it. I knew it was all America's fault...

Are we still even trying to get home? Or have you all accepted this stupid world without vespas and Prada and housing? Running water... [Oh god she misses the normal modern comforts... Okay, collecting herself] Because from what I see we're telling fairytales and eating chocolates and being lazy.

Cazzo... Do I have to do everything around here? [As she starts to mutter angrily in Italian, another leaf falls on her nose, Romana shrieking in anger as she bats it away.

The vine of course takes this as it's signal to cut out]

((ooc: Sorry for my disappearence everyone... life has been absolutely cray cray...Looks like it's settling down though!))

Comments

[lolinnocent.livejournal.com]

Hey! Not ALL of us are just sitting back and taking this!

I got here AFTER the murder flowers got killed, and the Major didn't stop fighting them for a second!

[tomatatas]

Not you, the rest of the idioti. The ones I actually know piccola, who have been here since I have been.

[airof.livejournal.com]

Sorella, are you cranky because you haven't had a shower in awhile? [you must smell ew. but no really, relieved to see you!]

[tomatatas]

Taci! ['Shut up' Glares at Venezia through the mirror, arms crossed] I'm 'cranky' because I want to go home already. Merda.

[airof.livejournal.com]

I think everyone's just taking a break from looking. Or something.

But-but you missed it! The flowers were really weird and there were no special effects or anything!

Iiiiiiiiiiiii keep meaning to ask you, are you using Alice for a human name or?

[tomatatas]

No, they're being lazy. Have you even thought about looking yourself, Venezia?

Tch. I told you, this place is the Devil's Garden! [No she didn't, but hey she was thinking it, it counts] Flowers coming to life is not natural!

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[latomatetas.livejournal.com]

[ Sounds of cutlery and sizzling in the background; Spain was obviously cooking something. ]

Querida, are you coming home soon? I need help in the kitchen.

[tomatatas]

Spagna, this isn't home, idiota. If I could go home, I would go home.

[Annoyed huff]

[latomatetas.livejournal.com]

It's the closest to home at the moment, niña. Don't be picky.

[tomatatas]

I'll be as picky as I please.

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Are you being metaphorical, or literal?

[tomatatas]

For which part?

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

When you got lost for weeks.

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[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

South Italy! It's nice to see you.

[tomatatas]

Canada... you're here now? [Somehow has the ability to actually recognise her, perhaps it comes with being the more ignored sister herself?]

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

I am. No one told me you were here, though.

[tomatatas]

[They should make a club

...Prussia's not allowed to join]

I was... lost. Maybe that's why.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey! I didn't do anything!

... Wait, did I?

[tomatatas]

That's right, you've done nothing.

Some hero you are...

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

H-hey, no I'm definitely working on something! But it's hard because there's no one to back me up here, y'know?

So you should be my backup.

[tomatatas]

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Pass. I can think of a million things that I would rather do, including shoot my own... no, shooting the Mangiapatate in the face.

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[catflavoured.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do? Aren't you the one who just said they got lost for weeks?

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[tomatatas]

[Looking slightly embarrassed]

... That wasn't my fault, it was this Devil's Garden.

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[catflavoured.livejournal.com]

Well, some of us still want to get home, not just you.

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[tomatatas]

Do you really? I look at the people I know and... they're not doing anything.