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[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Okay. The Queen's latest mess has been cleaned up. Nobody's dead. Some of us have medals. [ Not that Batgirl got a medal, despite nearly being eaten by half a dozen vampire plants. Vampants? Planpires? Lame. This is why they should've been Frankenplants. ] That's fantastic. Seriously, thanks to everyone who helped out through healing, fighting, and defence strategies. It's great to know that if we never need to stage an emergency barbecue, apparently, we have the fire power to pull it off.

Of course, now that we're in the calm-after-the-last-storm-but-before-the-next-one-that's-gonna-suck-even-more, there's not much to do but sit and reflect. Y'know, on how we're trapped in another world, and everyone back home either thinks we're dead or missing or worse. I mean, me being here just proves everyone right about me – that I can't see anything through, blah blah, failure – and I've even let Babs down.

Not that I'm looking for free therapy or anything. I just want everyone to know that I hate the downtime as much as the almost-eaten-by-Eldritch-horrors time.

Comments

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

I think more like, break up everyone ever and... uh... like tear up valentines? Maybe kidnap someone's girlfriend? Twirl your moustache? Sort of like the Grinch, only with love instead of Christmas.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I'll grind garlic into the food supply. That'll put people off kissing.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

I'd be all about that. Garlic's tasty.

You could spray paint all the roses black.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

She might take my head for that.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

...oh man, I didn't even think about that... But yeah, sounds about right.

There's not a croquet... um, field here, is there?

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Nooope, but I think we should put a ban on anyone creating one.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Definitely. Let's not give anyone any ideas.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

No kidding. We don't need to make things any worse for ourselves.

[OOP]

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

[Hey d'you mind just wrapping it there? I got nothin'. :/]

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

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