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Okay. The Queen's latest mess has been cleaned up. Nobody's dead. Some of us have medals. [ Not that Batgirl got a medal, despite nearly being eaten by half a dozen vampire plants. Vampants? Planpires? Lame. This is why they should've been Frankenplants. ] That's fantastic. Seriously, thanks to everyone who helped out through healing, fighting, and defence strategies. It's great to know that if we never need to stage an emergency barbecue, apparently, we have the fire power to pull it off.

Of course, now that we're in the calm-after-the-last-storm-but-before-the-next-one-that's-gonna-suck-even-more, there's not much to do but sit and reflect. Y'know, on how we're trapped in another world, and everyone back home either thinks we're dead or missing or worse. I mean, me being here just proves everyone right about me – that I can't see anything through, blah blah, failure – and I've even let Babs down.

Not that I'm looking for free therapy or anything. I just want everyone to know that I hate the downtime as much as the almost-eaten-by-Eldritch-horrors time.

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Uh-oh. Do I wanna know who this she was?

You might have met her already. A temperamental young woman, with glasses and pigtails. Horrible cooking, very annoying voice.

I don't know anything about an annoying voice, but England definitely has glasses and pigtails—and with the history between you two, I'm kinda thinking you might be hinting at her.

She's always been a troublesome girl... [Where as France was always nothing but sunshine, flowers and sweetness.] Don't listen to a word she says about me.

Aw, c'mon, she seemed nice enough. [ ] She fussed over me like a mom, and didn't say a bad word about you.

Oh, oui, she does do that. Kidnapper. [But, wait...] ... Nothing?

'kay, so she didn't say anything about you. That's just as good, right?

[Now, you see, despite popular belief, the universe actually revolves around France. Everyone is always thinking of her at every moment and she is an important aspect of everyone's life.

So how dare England take a break from bitching about her?!]

Well, then. I won't say anything bad about her either. [Take that, England!]

[ ]

I'm sure she'll appreciate that.

[Probably for the best.]

... No matter how much of a disagreeable bitch she really is.

[ ] Then maybe you shouldn't be stealing her necklaces!

She started it. [Probably. The most mature!!]

[ ] Don't make me separate you two.

That is why God created la Manche, He knew we would kill each other by now without it.

Well, if things really start getting out of hand, I guess we can magic you up houses opposite sides of the river.

We'd have to build another tunnel... Mais, please don't take our quarrels too seriously, I love her, really. [Empty words...] She is my treasured ally. [For a given value of "treasured".]

I bet you're one big happy – family? Are you guys family?

[Laughs dryly.] Once, maybe. I have many little sisters.

And luckily for you, they all seem to wind up here.

Oh, not all of them! Indeed, hardly any of them! There's still many more... Not to mention all my little brothers!

You know the only way you'll get to see your brothers is if they're suddenly equipped with boobs, right? You feel up to dealing with that?

I already have once. Hmpf. I am certain that Seychelles would make a much cuter girl than Vietnam, in any case. Ah, oui, a beautiful young woman... Just like her maman!

Yuuuup.

Should've figured it wouldn't bother you.

I am not so superficial as to let something like mes bébés sex stop me from loving them.

Well, that's a sweet way of putting it. Who decides on countries' genders, anyway?

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