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[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Okay. The Queen's latest mess has been cleaned up. Nobody's dead. Some of us have medals. [ Not that Batgirl got a medal, despite nearly being eaten by half a dozen vampire plants. Vampants? Planpires? Lame. This is why they should've been Frankenplants. ] That's fantastic. Seriously, thanks to everyone who helped out through healing, fighting, and defence strategies. It's great to know that if we never need to stage an emergency barbecue, apparently, we have the fire power to pull it off.

Of course, now that we're in the calm-after-the-last-storm-but-before-the-next-one-that's-gonna-suck-even-more, there's not much to do but sit and reflect. Y'know, on how we're trapped in another world, and everyone back home either thinks we're dead or missing or worse. I mean, me being here just proves everyone right about me – that I can't see anything through, blah blah, failure – and I've even let Babs down.

Not that I'm looking for free therapy or anything. I just want everyone to know that I hate the downtime as much as the almost-eaten-by-Eldritch-horrors time.

Comments

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Uuugh. Ohmygod, the Queen's going to want the same thing, isn't she?

[k0kka.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't... exactly put it past her. Then again, lesbian orgy sounds about as probable as an Easter bunny attack, and that's just a sad set of odds to be lining up.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I bet it's both. A day of orgies followed by a week of bunny attacks.

[k0kka.livejournal.com]

Never a dull moment.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I'm locking myself inside until someone finds a way out.

[k0kka.livejournal.com]

We'll have to build you a nice panic room.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

It needs to have a window, though, so the birds can bring me waffles three times a day.

[k0kka.livejournal.com]

Gotta have those square meals.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Dude.

Even I wouldn't stoop that low for a joke.

[k0kka.livejournal.com]