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Okay. The Queen's latest mess has been cleaned up. Nobody's dead. Some of us have medals. [ Not that Batgirl got a medal, despite nearly being eaten by half a dozen vampire plants. Vampants? Planpires? Lame. This is why they should've been Frankenplants. ] That's fantastic. Seriously, thanks to everyone who helped out through healing, fighting, and defence strategies. It's great to know that if we never need to stage an emergency barbecue, apparently, we have the fire power to pull it off.

Of course, now that we're in the calm-after-the-last-storm-but-before-the-next-one-that's-gonna-suck-even-more, there's not much to do but sit and reflect. Y'know, on how we're trapped in another world, and everyone back home either thinks we're dead or missing or worse. I mean, me being here just proves everyone right about me – that I can't see anything through, blah blah, failure – and I've even let Babs down.

Not that I'm looking for free therapy or anything. I just want everyone to know that I hate the downtime as much as the almost-eaten-by-Eldritch-horrors time.

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I hope someone you know shows up soon. It's awful being alone.

I don't.

Knowing my luck, I'd get stuck under the lesbian mistletoe again and end up kissing 'em. Awkwaaard.

So the Queen really is trying to get everyone to pair up?

Yup.

Technically, I don't have anything against it, and with all her infinite cosmic power, the Queen could've been a hell of a lot more forceful, but. It's not for me. Still, she's not about to take no for an answer.

I've really never thought about girls that way. And I don't really wanna start just so some pervert queen can watch me.

That's the bit that creeps me out, too. I have nothing against discovering a latent part of my sexuality, but you just know she's filming it all.

That's seriously creepy.

No kidding.

So how're you getting on here? Settling in okay? As okay as possible, anyway.

It's not so bad, now that the flowers are gone. And if you forget the whole kidnapping part. I'm glad Souji was here to show me around, even if I'm still getting used to him being a girl.

Oh, jeez. You mean you've actually got a mysteriously-gender-swapped friend here? That's pretty big for a newbie.

He-- she was here before I got here, but not as long as you, I think.

The weirdest part is he said she'd always been a girl. But everything else is the same as normal.

That is so weird, and exactly why I hate magic.

But onto the important question! Does she look better as a boy or as a girl?

I can't tell!

She's not from a universe where you're a dude, is she?

No, I think everyone else is the same. Everyone else that I asked about, anyway.

I'm not even gonna pretend that I understand how any of this works.

Tell me about it.

Y'know, one person turned up from a thousand year in my future, but she still knew who I was. So I get how trippy this all can be.

I didn't even get into the freaky time stuff. It was definitely August when I was at home, but here it's February. And Souji's been here for a month, but I just saw him the night before I showed up here.

Yeeeah, that definitely happens. I was still a few months short of Christmas, back home. Who knows when we'll eventually get thrown back? Could be into our own futures.

I hope it's not too far!

Me too! I don't wanna miss the iPhone 5 through 50 while I'm stuck here.

Edited 2011-02-24 16:20 (UTC)

And all the movies in development!

Heh. All the important things, then.

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