You find yourself within a land that gives the feeling of 'fairy tale'. Invited by one who claims to be the 'Queen of Hearts', you have been brought here against your will to revel in stupidity and relationships with other women. Further investigation will reveal that this land does not operate under the normal laws of nature, and the building structures you may find are from various cultures and times.

Your directions are north, east, west and south. You could move in diagonals, but let's keep things simple.

[Gardens and Cats, 4th edition. She's just bored.]