[video] A Nation's Demands

[snowknife]

[The video comes to life. It shows a young woman, arms crossed and scowling like someone just picked up her kitten and dropped it in a well.]

This is the Republic of Belarus. I have been captured and am being held against my will. I will not allow anyone to keep me away from my brother. Whoever is responsible will be mutilated and killed.

To any fellow nation that receives this: Tell my beloved big brother that I will be back with him soon. Not even these video tentacles will keep us apart for long.

Comments

[hungry_like_the_wolf]

Why the hell are you prattling on about your brother?

[snowknife]

Because our love is pure and true. We will get married one day.

[hungry_like_the_wolf]

Your gonna marry your own brother? Ain't that incest or something? Your all kinds of screwed up, ain't ya?

[snowknife]

Big brother is wonderful and he loves me more than anyone else. Insulting him is unforgivable!

[hungry_like_the_wolf]

Okkkkk... You two can go off and be crazy together then.

[snowknife]

I can't find him. Are you hiding him? Keeping me away from him is unforgivable!

[hungry_like_the_wolf]

I don't even know your goddamn brother,, so lay off!. Besides, there aren't any men in this place anyway.

[snowknife]

Big brother is beyond any man.

[hungry_like_the_wolf]

I get it, you want to go all the way with your brother.

[snowknife]

No, I want to MARRY him. [The idea of sex never entered into her mind.]

[hungry_like_the_wolf]

I'm pretty sure that's illegal, girly.