06 November 2011 @ 02:54 pm
[Hello citizens of the Gardens. Today is the day that this doctor has found herself here in your midst. And she is not pleased about it, oh no.]

[There is a dark scowl on her face as she addresses the mirror, a face that could have been quite beautiful if it wasn't for the huge scar running diagonally across it. Also if you happen to notice, the skin on either side is of mismatched colors, as is the same with her shaggy hair. Combined with the glares she's shooting, she looks rather... ferocious.]


If this is a joke, it isn't funny. I have work to do. If this about a job, I'd prefer to be contacted through normal means. My answering machine works just fine.

[This whole getting kidnapped then threatened with harm and/or death to get her to operate on someone is getting old. Can't people just ask anymore?]

Or if someone could tell me where the exit is located, I'll take my leave. This place is far too flowery my tastes.



[ooc; feel free to bother her in person and action it up! <3]
 
 
06 November 2011 @ 04:47 pm
[Reno's standing behind the bar in Seventh Heaven, having taken it over after it became unoccupied. She's redesigning, of course, as she doesn't want to run a bar that looks like somewhere Cloud would live. She's started to make it more sleek and modern, more like a bar the Turks would frequent. She turns toward the Vine nonchalantly, with a quick wave of her hand.]

I've got this bar. If anyone needs a drink, come on over.

We don't have any food, so if one of you cooking types wants something to do... [She trails off, with a shrug.] Or bring your own damn food.

I've gotta change the name, too. Seventh Heaven--kind of a crap name, right? Who even came up with that? [She knows who, but it's not as if they're here anymore.] I might call it Reno's instead. That's a lot better. [She pauses, musing for a second.] Still thinking about it.
 
 
06 November 2011 @ 05:37 pm
[ When Haruhi had initially awakened, it was suffice to say she had felt... dread. You don't wake up, feeling naked, alone, surrounded by plant-life. It's just not a normal occurance. Her inital thought, from there, was that she was dreaming. Everything, including the white sundress, was false. It sent a shiver down her spine, but then she realized, with a grand smile, that that meant this was an unusual happening. Something special. And it was happening to her. It was all so reminiscent of that one book, that one movie -- well, no there were several adaptions, weren't there. It was cemented when the cats started talking to her, giving her the details, telling her the basic gist of things, too. She was completely ecstatic. When she asked if she could contact the Brigade, too, they even told her how to use the communications here, and that was so out there, so abnormal and completely unique -- maybe even John hadn't experienced this! She'd totally slipped into another dimension, that was the only explanation. She'd fallen down the rabbit hole, just like Alice. She had hoped for something more original, but... Well, beggars can't be choosers, right?

When the feed flicks on, Haruhi is standing, still in the dress she arrived in. Hands on her hips, a confident smile on her lips. ]


Talking cats? Really cliche. Well, I guess it can't be helped. [ Not to mention, she's the one who wanted Shamisen to be able to talk... ] But, let me guess. This is Wonderland, right? The cats said something about the Gardens -- well, whatever! Do I have to fight the Jabberwock? Is the Queen offing too many people's heads? Is the whole world going crazy or something?! Well, which is it?! Or is it all of them? [ She seems to consider this for a moment, but before grinning even wider. ] ... Awesome! Well, don't worry, Haruhi Suzumiya's here to set things right, with the SOS Brigade! [ She has yet to consider that they wouldn't be here. After all, no one's told her they aren't, and at the very least, Kyon was there with her, before. Even if that had some really really crappy dream -- she could rely on the chore boy to be around to carry her stuff, couldn't she? And the scenery just wouldn't be the same without Mikuru. ]

Still, you know, it'd be great if we could have Mikuru in her Battle Waitress costume here... We could make a sequel to The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina! Ah, I know, I'll just commit everything to memory, and when I go back, I'll write the script on my experiences! 'Based on a real experience by Haruhi Suzumiya, who saved an alternate world'... Doesn't it just give you the chills?! It's awesome, completely, utterly, totally awesome! It's an eclipse of awesome!

Each of the SOS Brigade members are to report to me immediately. That is, Mikuru, Yuki, Koizumi, Kyon, you better say something or else I'll be going on a completely mind-bending mission without you!!

[ Haruhi giggles, and the mirror fades to black. As for Haruhi herself, she can found in odd spots around the gardens, making a general nuisance of herself. She does that a lot, you'll find. ]