[A dwarf pops awake in the middle of the Gardens, looking around, a bit dazed. Ugh, what a girly, flowery place this is. Not her style at all. Definitely something the humans and elves would enjoy more. She stands up, snorts a bit, sneezing. As she walks around, she begins to think out loud.]
Yuck! Where am I? Looks like I was sleepwalking or something. Eh, doesn't matter, I'm at least far away from that stupid kingdom now. They wouldn't know a good deal if it bit them in the ass. At least this place is full of people! Maybe they'll go for a bargain! It wouldn't hurt to try! Ah ha ha ha!
[Not one to waste an opportunity to make a quick buck, she climbs up on a nearby rock, getting a better vantage point. In her right arm is a huge red battleaxe, which she swings around, pointing it at whomever walks by while shouting. This includes you. She doesn't know she's also being recorded, though if she did, she wouldn't say no to the free advertising.]
Hey! You! Yes you! The people of this garden! Have you ever laid eyes on Dwarven steel before? I bet not! This battleaxe is made form the purest refined ores from my home, the Steel Mountain! It's not for sale, but I could make you something custom built for you! Only five hundred gold, and I'll even throw in a buckler for half off! What do you say? This deal won't last long!
Yuck! Where am I? Looks like I was sleepwalking or something. Eh, doesn't matter, I'm at least far away from that stupid kingdom now. They wouldn't know a good deal if it bit them in the ass. At least this place is full of people! Maybe they'll go for a bargain! It wouldn't hurt to try! Ah ha ha ha!
[Not one to waste an opportunity to make a quick buck, she climbs up on a nearby rock, getting a better vantage point. In her right arm is a huge red battleaxe, which she swings around, pointing it at whomever walks by while shouting. This includes you. She doesn't know she's also being recorded, though if she did, she wouldn't say no to the free advertising.]
Hey! You! Yes you! The people of this garden! Have you ever laid eyes on Dwarven steel before? I bet not! This battleaxe is made form the purest refined ores from my home, the Steel Mountain! It's not for sale, but I could make you something custom built for you! Only five hundred gold, and I'll even throw in a buckler for half off! What do you say? This deal won't last long!
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