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queenofheartsrp2011-02-18 11:08 pm
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Immediately upon my arrival in this unlikely place, I was assaulted by a giant rose professing its love for me through song. Truly a pity that Strider isn't here to bask in such phenomenal irony. Judging by what I've read, heard, and seen on this Vine, though, he isn't likely to arrive any time soon. Thusly am I spared the pain of his ironic rapping about irony.
Enough of this. The time has come to dispense with idle chatter. From what I surmise, none of you are aware of the situation you are likely in. Allow me to explain it to you in terms as plain as possible.
By far the most viable possibility here is that we are all in a heavily hacked session of a game known as sburb. There may be game aficionados in your midst, reading this now, naively thinking, "A game I've never heard of? Wouldn't it be wonderful to try that?" I will offer the following advice: don't. Let me be clear, in a simplistic and allegorical fashion. Sburb is much like Chutes and Ladders, if the ladders were made of human and alien bone, the chutes sucked you into an unending netherworld, and every roll of the dice summoned demonic powers, or rather, twisted the very fabric of reality such as to approximate demonic powers to an uncomprehending and terrified human mind.
You can do as you wish with this knowledge. I will be taking these Gardens apart piece by piece until I have found the secret to this Queen's control of her session, then bringing it back home to mine.
Enough of this. The time has come to dispense with idle chatter. From what I surmise, none of you are aware of the situation you are likely in. Allow me to explain it to you in terms as plain as possible.
By far the most viable possibility here is that we are all in a heavily hacked session of a game known as sburb. There may be game aficionados in your midst, reading this now, naively thinking, "A game I've never heard of? Wouldn't it be wonderful to try that?" I will offer the following advice: don't. Let me be clear, in a simplistic and allegorical fashion. Sburb is much like Chutes and Ladders, if the ladders were made of human and alien bone, the chutes sucked you into an unending netherworld, and every roll of the dice summoned demonic powers, or rather, twisted the very fabric of reality such as to approximate demonic powers to an uncomprehending and terrified human mind.
You can do as you wish with this knowledge. I will be taking these Gardens apart piece by piece until I have found the secret to this Queen's control of her session, then bringing it back home to mine.