show us your GRITS;

[showingcleavage]

[ There's a topless woman on the mirror today, fair Garden. The Vamp is out in excellent form today, her red hair drawn up into playful little buns so that the long strands won't obscure any of what she's got going on today. With bright red grease paint, she's drawn heart shapes around her pale nipples.

And of course, she is beaming. ]

It's my favorite holiday today, ladies. Time to get some sun on those shakers. [ There's some fondling going on here. ] Truest beauty in nature, am I right? Come on, come on, come on. We're all girls here, don't be shy.

[ Cue wink, and then she's grinning, heading off into the Garden to do a bit of 'proselytizing.' ]


[[ooc; Go Topless Day is a protestation of gender inequality, and the unnecessary oppression of titty coverage will be the Vamp's talking point today. Please feel free to threadjack one another, I'll have the Vamp around as much as I can. You are more than welcome to simply handwave and assume she got hold of your character and stole their shirt/attempted to, if you'd like to do your own thing.]]

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[swarmoflies]

[Sette stares at the mirror for a few moments, trying to decide what to make of this. Then she shrugs, and strips off her shirts, revealing a totally featureless chest. As far as she's concerned it's no big deal.]

Alright, then. Not that I got anythin' ta flaunt.

[showingcleavage]

That's not the point.

[But she's grinning. It's good to have a disciple.]

[swarmoflies]

You sure 'bout that? You sure act like you're trying to drum up some business in a hurry.

[She imitates the Vamp's posture and self-fondling to demonstrate what she means, which looks a bit funny on her, since...not only is she completely flat, like a skinny boy, she doesn't even have nipples to mark where her breasts would be emerging if those were in the cards for her. Or a navel, for that matter. The fact that she's making a dorky fake-sexy face while she does doesn't help.]

[showingcleavage]

[She cracks up.]

Not a good look for you, girl.

[swarmoflies]

[She drop the act with a shrug. She's really not bothered.]

Well, yeah, that's why I'm a thief, not a hooker. You gotta play to yer talents.

[showingcleavage]

That's right. Gotta be happy with what you are, tits and all.

[swarmoflies]

I love who I am, especially as I don't got tits!

[showingcleavage]

Damn straight.

[swarmoflies]

Say, lady. You got a nice pair. Whenabouts did those start sproutin' from yer chest?

[She's wondering if she well and truly dodged the titties bullet, or if they might still be waiting in the wings for her. She doesn't know what the timeline is normally.]